Barefoot Vinyl

airport:

anthonymichaelrojas:

1. Do not let more than 1 day go by without contacting her
2. Be on time
3. Open her car door
4. Help her put her coat on
5. Hold the door for her to enter/leave an establishment first
6. Pull her chair out for her in the restaurant
7. Order for her (Note – this does not mean tell her what she’s going to have for dinner. Have a conversation about what she wants and then when the waiter comes, order for her.)
8. At the end of your date, don’t drive off until she’s safely inside

1. no
2. duh
3. sure
4. no
5. duh
6. okay
7. NO
8. do this for anyone you give a ride to

1, 2 - YES.

3. Ok. If you want. I won’t argue with you.

4. NO. Um, been dressing myself a long time now. No.

5. Yes.

6. ONLY if  (a) you don’t slam it into the back of my knees as I move to sit or (b) hold it so far back that I fall on my ass. Not a good judge of distance? Sit your own ass, leave me to handle mine.

7. NO. NO. NO.

8. This is always nice. Nice to look back and see you still waiting there.